OMFG is dedicated to raising awareness of the dehumanization, objectification and emotional castration of men by other genders. It is our goal to educate and empower our male members while discouraging our otherwise gendered members from continuing their patterns of harmful and socially destructive behavior. We consider ourselves a kind of social lubricant, smoothing the interaction between the noble, curving phallus and the harsh, sandy vagina.
OMFG’s Theory of Male Oppression is bases on several simple principles:
The Theory of Male Oppression
- Of all genders, men are by far the most intellectually naive (i.e. stupid) and easily influenced by misleading words and overexposed body-parts (i.e. “cockteasery”)
- Other genders can and do take advantage of this malleability, abusing men financially and emotionally for their own gain.
- In post-feminist society, women have achieved independence and gained access to the same opportunities as men, while maintaining an antiquated notion of male servitude called “chivalry.”
- Chivalry puts men in a constant position of servitude to other genders, forcing them to open doors, pay for drinks and defend them from physical assault.
- This servitude comes from the pretense that women are in constant need of assistance because they are the “weaker sex.”
- Therefore, men labor under the delusion that they are the dominant gender while women are clearly smarter, mature faster, have equal opportunities and if necessary can control half the population with their chests.
OMFG intends to free our male members from this chesty oppression by raising awareness of their situation and giving them the tools to fight it. We intend to sound the death knell of chivalry and instate social affirmative action to compensate for our malleability and intellectual shortcomings. We seek only equality and understanding from our members of other genders, and hope that through our education videos and instructional seminars we can come several steps closer to liberating and empowering disenfranchised males everywhere.