Hippie or Hipster?

Hippie or Hipster?

  • Wears pants of incorrect size
  • Malnourished vegan
  • Makes a living as a graphic designer
  • Religious relationship with music and concerts
  • Uses public transportation
  • Prioritizes hairstyle over bathing
  • Looks down on capitalism
  • Has iphone
  • Refuses to admit liking Vampire Weekend
  • Shops exclusively at thrift stores
  • Uses counter-cultural movement as veiled excuse for hedonism
  • Poor dancer

 

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