TMZ TV: Terror Tour 2009


My sketch show, “TMZ TV: Too Many Zombies!” is taking names and eating brains in four frightful performances this week:

Saturday, May 16th, headlining “Jokes Ahoy!” hosted by Knowlaughingmatter aboard the Historic Steam Boat Lilac.

Tuesday, May 19th, headling Brainfest at the Creek in Long Island City.

Thursday, May 21st as part of a “Spank” show at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theatre.

Friday, May 22nd, as part of the Late Show in The Montreal Sketch Comedy Festival.

By land of by sea, in the US or abroad.
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Go head to head with the undead.

No brains no gains baby.

Best Supporting Uh-Oh Face

Jeffrey DeMunn first caught my attention as a baffled local in Steven King’s “Storm on the Century.” A few days later I spotted him playing a baffled prison guard in “The Green Mile.” Last night I was settling down to enjoy some freaky CGI tentacles in “The Mist” when who should come running out of the titular fog but Mr. DeMunn, bloodied and baring ominous tidings. When I googled him today and noted his cameo in “The Shawshank Redemption,” I officially closed the competition. Jeffrey DeMunn rocks the best “Uh-Oh Face” in Steven King’s entire catalogue.
Some actors are born to play villains, like Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger) or Tony Todd (Candyman). Some actors, however, make much better victims. As I learned myself a few weeks ago, acting in a horror movie outside of a monster suit is essentially an exercise in maintaining a believable state of unease and confusion. Your job is to play the straight man for all the crazy shit happening around you, to voice the audience’s concern of “What the fuck is going on here???” While the hero quickly accepts his fate and moves on, victims are constantly amazed by the deteriorating situation.
I can’t speculate as to how Jeffrey DeMunn became Mr. Kings go-to guy for the “WTF” perspective, but somebody’s got to do it, and he pulls it off with consistent style. Bravo.

In “Storm of the Century,” DeMunn, barely visible behind the two leads, voices his concerns about the weather. His inclination to bitch and moan about the state of affairs directly contrasts the dude from “Wings,” who is clearly a man of action, even in profile.

Escaping the cold, DeMunn heads south, only to find himself again faced with some seriously fucked up shit. This time it comes in the form of a huge Oscar-nominated black man with magic powers. Thank God he can always hide behind the main characters. I wonder if his headshot features a slack jaw and furrowed brow?

DeMunn in “The Mist” (far right). Inner monologue: “Seriously? Every time I find a nice, quiet town and try to settle down, some crazy shit pops off. I can’t believe this. I should have known better than to move back to Maine. Now I’m trapped in a Supermarket with the Punisher. Fucking fantastic.”

OMFG Presents: TMZ TV – Too Many Zombies!

OMFG is proud to present our new educational seminar, premiering this month at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York.
This presentation does not adhere strictly to OMFG’s goal of preventing discrimination against males by other genders. Instead, it attacks a dangerous culture phenomenon that threatens interpersonal communication and empathy on a societal level: Reality Television.
As discussed briefly in the post below, “‘The City’ is turning our daughters into manipulative tramps”, reality television sets a perilous precedent for our culture. It teaches vanity and manipulation to genders both male and otherwise. In an effort to expose this brain-washing for what it is, we turn of course to the foremost authorities on brains: Zombies.
Zombies are widely acknowledged as a highly successful educational tool, teaching us about such important concepts as disease, teamwork, the apocalypse and the fact that all your friends will eventually turn on you and must be shot without mercy. In this new seminar, OMFG presents a chilling vision of the future, a future in which the planet is overrun by not one but two horrific plagues: mind-numbing reality television and brain-eating undead.
Catch us live, this month:

TMZ TV: Too Many Zombies!
Thursday May 21st – 6:30PM
The Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater
307 W. 26th Street at 8th Avenue
For reservations: 212-366-9176 or newyork.ucbtheatre.com

Remember, when there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will have their own TV shows.