The last page on this blog, after everything dedicated to my various endeavors, is “OMFG.” This is my comedy blog based on a series of video sketches I started working on early in 2008. It’s the closest I can come to a gimmick, and it’s my hope that people will be able to relate to it on some level, or at least laugh and feel ashamed of themselves.
I’ve always thought that relationships are the most interesting thing in a very interesting world. There’s something about love that forces its way to the top of all our priority lists and at some point (or many points) throws us completely for a loop. There’s no other thing that is so compelling and yet makes people act so completely insane. Ok, maybe organized religion. I’ve always been a very self-analytical person, but when it comes to relationships, it doesn’t matter how much I analyze, I still act in ways that seem completely out of my control…both as an asshole and as a hopeless romantic.
So OMFG is my way of sending up the whole mess. It’s always safer to make fun of yourself, and I think the funniest thing about men is what pig-headed idiots they can be when it comes to love. I’m writing this disclaimer because the last thing I want is for a bunch as chauvinist morons to write me and tell me that I’m awesome. That would be worse than a feminist attacking me, thinking I was serious. It’s meant to be funny, while hopefully revealing some of our little social insanities. My honest feelings about the genders have already been best expressed by George Carlin: women are crazy and men are stupid, and the reason women are crazy is that men are so stupid.
My mother raised me to love and respect women, and since I was old enough to blow kisses the pursuit of an honest and fulfilling relationship has been my top priority.
But make no mistake.
Bitches…
They do trip.
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