I’ve been spending the winter months in blog-exile so far and I’m sure all four of you are devastated, but I am pleased to report something exciting enough to cause me to break my silence. I have recently acquired a pair of flannel-lined jeans and they have revolutionized my life. I’m not sure if the good word about flannel-lined jeans has spread beyond the Pacific Northwest yet; it’s certainly not something you would see on a fashion-conscious New Yorker. Be warned, this is not a hip choice of clothing. You run a good risk of looking like an overweight lumberjack, however make no mistake, flannel-lined jeans are absolutely incredible. Here’s why: I have yet to encounter a better way to wear pajamas in public. You see, flannel-lined jeans, like some divine hot-pocket, are soft and forgiving on the inside, while remaining all-business on the outside. The fact the your loins are girded in warm checkered goodness remains a secret shared only by you and your balls. It’s such a delightfully subversive way to stay cozy I can barely stand it.
My affection thus expressed, I return to blog-exile.
Flannel-lined jeans. Spread the word.
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I have seen these “jeans” on the not-so-hype but practical side of J. King. They might not be skinny cool-kid jeans, but how many times do you see hipster freezing their balls off, as they scroll their iphone reading pitchfork reviews. pretending not to be cold.
The answer is, flannel-lined jeans. Purchase directly from the source a quality general store nonetheless: http://www.swainsinc.com/
vermont is cold. period