A Historic Night

Last night was a monumental moment in American history. Casting aside the shackles of the past we strode boldly, arm and arm into a brighter future. The next generation has taken the reigns and true change has finally arrived.

I am referring of course to the MUTHAFUCKIN’ HOLOGRAM ON CNN!

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS FREAKIN’ AWESOME!

Is it truly possible in this day and age that we can watch a holographic interview that makes Jessica Yellin look like Darth Sideous?

Yes we can.

If holograms are a reality, can’t we be only a few years away from phasers, teleporters, tricorders and food replicators?

Yes we can.

And can we now envision a reality in which we will have access to public holodecks, sometimes used to recreate famous Sherlock Holmes capers but much more frequently used (following the example of the internet) as super-safe fantasy brothels?

Yes we can.

And if tens of thousands of nerds throughout the nation watch the debut of holographic technology on CNN at the same exact moment, can they feel the sense of community as they all simultaneously cream their pants?

Yes.

We.

Can.