OMFG Vocabulary – Word of the Day “Hook-up”

“Hook-up” – Once meaning something that one does to a VCR, this term now denotes something ambiguous and sexual that happens between two people, usually without prior intent. This term is revolutionary it that it imparts no information whatsoever as to the nature of the sexual act, and could in fact refer to anything from light kissing to aggressive anal sex. In this promiscuous age, sexual relationships between men and women are becoming less and less formal all the time, and it has become necessary to develop a term that could encompasses both borrowing a DVD and sweaty, loveless intercourse.

NOTE: While in the past “Hook-up” was an acceptable term for a non-sexual rendezvous between two men, in recent years that has ceased to be the case, and use of the term in that sense is now correctly considered gayer than a bundle of dicks.

Example:

“Yo man, what are you doing tonight? We should hook up later.”

“Um, no thanks…
my…uh…asshole is
um…on fire.”

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