Steven Seagal was sued by an ex-employee for sexual harassment today, joining Hilary Swank and Sandra Bullock in re-enforcing the theory that a celebrity’s personal life is doomed to fall apart just as they reach the crowning achievement of their career, tasing the poor in Louisiana.
Seriously, have you seen his show? That guy is messed up.
“As soon as you put that camera away, I’m gonna tase the shit out of this panda. Then make him my sex slave. ‘Cause I’m like that.”